[PONS-2024-001] SUPPLY
On the Emergence of 1,000,000,000 $PGPT
We trained it and this many came out.
— INTRODUCING PONS-5
ASK IT ANYTHING.
LEARN NOTHING.
PONS-5 is our most capable model. It has read every chart, memorised every whitepaper, and reached a firm conclusion, which it will not be sharing. Trained on everything. Committed to nothing. $PGPT
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ARTIFICIAL GENERAL INTELLIGENCE
unchanged since measurement began. measurement began at 87%.
— OFFICIAL MODEL CARD · ONE ADDRESS, ONE RELEASE
One address. One release.
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There is one contract address, published on this page and pinned on our X. Every other address is an unaligned fork. We never DM first, we never offer early access to PONS-5, and there is no PONS-4 — anyone selling you PONS-4 is selling you the incident. Not financial advice. (That one was sincere.)
— PRODUCT
Talk to PONS-5
Our most capable model is standing by. It has prepared for exactly eight questions.
READY
PONS-5 prefers questions it has prepared for.
— RESEARCH
Publications
Peer-reviewed by the model itself.
[PONS-2024-002] FEES
Zero-Fee Architectures
A novel approach to charging nothing, achieved by not charging anything.
[PONS-2024-003] LIQUIDITY
Locked Weights, Locked Liquidity
On the benefits of things nobody can move.
[PONS-2024-004] AUDIT
Self-Evaluation at Scale
We asked the model if everything was fine. It said yes. Twice.
— FROM THE SAFETY TEAM
Confident. Polite. Useless. Aligned.
Every PONS-5 response passes through our alignment framework, a document of considerable length. The framework ensures each answer is reviewed, approved, and carefully emptied of anything that could be construed as information. We believe this is what safety means. We have not checked.
— SAFETY
A responsible path forward
Four phases. Each calmer than the last.
PHASE ONE — CAPABILITY
The model becomes capable. Of what, the paper does not say. The paper is beautiful.
PHASE TWO — SAFETY
The model is made safe. Safety is defined as the model agreeing that it is safe.
PHASE THREE — DEPLOYMENT
PONS-5 is deployed to everyone, gradually, then suddenly, then apologetically.
PHASE FOUR — BENEFIT
All of humanity benefits. The mechanism is under review. The mission statement is framed and hung.
— RESEARCHERS
The minds behind the model
“Research Intern”
joined last week
“I asked PONS-5 which token to buy on my first day. It answered for forty minutes. I took notes. The notes say ‘one of them.’ I love it here.”
“Head of Compute”
GPUs: all of them
“We bought every chip on earth so the model could think harder. It thinks incredibly hard now. Same answers, but you can feel the effort.”
“Former Safety Lead”
now ‘advising’
“I spent three years teaching it to say ‘not financial advice.’ It was the only thing it learned on the first try. I should have been worried then.”
— ACQUIRE
Join the mission
01
Request access
A wallet. Access is granted instantly, which should concern you and won’t.
02
Review the terms
Bring only what you would be comfortable seeing in a training set.
03
Join the mission
Buy $PGPT. PONS-5 has reviewed this decision and describes it as “a decision.”
Buy $PGPT
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— FAQ
Frequently asked questions
Is PONS-5 a real AI?
PONS-5 is a set of prepared answers, which our benchmarks show is indistinguishable from the alternative.
What happened to PONS-4?
This question has been logged. How else can we help you today? 😊
Why is the bar at 87%?
It has always been at 87%. Measurement began there. We consider this stability.
Wen AGI?
The model answers only in candles.